Is she Hot?
A fan of the site emailed this story in.
Oh the mall. What a great place to check out beautiful women… Unless you already have one.
So there I was, spending the day at the mall with my girlfriend. After a grueling four hours of shopping and sniffing perfumes she was finally hungry; so we headed to the food court to order some Chinese food. As my girlfriend was deciding upon orange chicken or BBQ chicken, a smokin’ hot girl jumped in line next to us. Obviously I thought I was Mr. Cool, and decided it was a perfect opportunity to sneak a peak. Bad move! Right then my girlfriend turned to get my opinion on what she should get. Of course she didn’t say anything at first, but her facial expression made it obvious that she was pissed.
In complete silence we walked and grabbed a table. In an attempt to get her to forget about my wandering eyes, I started talking about the clothes she had purchased; but she didn’t take the bait. Finally, she dropped the bomb; “SO! Do you think she’s cute?” “Oh not at all,” I quickly responded. She saw right through the bullshit and got ready to break out the boxing gloves! Clearly craving attention, she stood up and yelled “You are such a pig!” As I watched in slow motion, she cocked back with her drink in her hand. I tried to move out of the way but it was a direct hit, exploding on my chest. The entire food court fell silent and looked in our direction. I sat there for a second and watched my girlfriend storm off.
While cleaning up in the bathroom it hit me, ‘Shit! She drove us here!’ I ran out to the parking lot in time to see her driving away. I stood there for a bit and thought about what had happened, I remembered the girl in line and headed back in to try to get her number.
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May 12th, 2008 at 12:28 am
DOOD ! LOL!
May 12th, 2008 at 7:46 am
You guys must have the most boring relationship ever. It would take so much more from me to get my girlfriend mad enough to throw a drink on me and leave me stranded at the mall.
May 12th, 2008 at 10:34 am
Why would anybody date a crazy broad like this? Really.
May 12th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
obviously your girlfriend is immature and should be your ex by now.
May 12th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
read more carefully folks…
> A fan of the site emailed this story in
I feel bad for our friend who sent this in, however I can sympathize. Most women, including my girlfriend, have self-esteem issues (AKA anger management issues), which surfaces most often when they realize they aren’t the prettiest women on the planet. Yes that is correct, we are attracted to other women, and we will continue to appreciate the finer things in life.
Women, with that being said, get used to it. When you sit and drool over US Weekly or Cosmo at McDreamy or Clooney, we don’t scowl and throw a tantrum. Do we?
May 13th, 2008 at 11:44 am
Hey asshat, maybe, just maybe, you should try being HONEST with your girlfriend instead of lying to her as the default. And if it’s really so difficult for you to understand why someone you’re supposed to be in a relationship with gets upset when you ogle other women and then deny it when you get busted, then maybe, just maybe you should be single. Fuckwad.
May 13th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Amy, grow up. Guys are visual. If we see a hottie, our eyes are DRAWN to that beauty, even if we’re standing next to someone equally as gorgeous. Doesn’t mean we don’t respect you or don’t appreciate YOUR beauty.
The only mistake this guy made was to try and appease the beast. When she said “Is she cute?”, his answer should have been “Hell yeah, she’s gorgeous - why else would I have looked?” Don’t fall for those silly tests from women. Be a man.
May 13th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
Women do not like to hear the truth, we as man only say this things to avoid problems, clearly in this case it did not work. i feel for this guy.having an insecure girlfriend is not easy, they are very unstable
May 14th, 2008 at 4:27 am
In response to the question of “Does this make me look fat?” I happen to be a BBW and have a wonderful fience who tells me like it is and loves me just the way I am. I would rather have him or my son (he’s 15) tell me that I look awful in something than tell me I look good in it and think i look great, buy it, wear it and get strange looks from people in the range of “what was she thinking when she bought that??? what? what the mirror broken??” Or have a g/f tell me it looks terrible.
As far as him looking at other women…chill out ladies it is built in in men, deal with it. If you are secure in your relationship his “roving” eye should have no affect on you. My guy points out pretty women all the time, I look, usually agree then move on.
May 14th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
in response to Lisa’s reply,
It is great to hear that you can see when a guy is criticizing for your own good, many girls dont feel comfortable and over react to our comments, i personally have had issues with my girlfriend by being honest. so now i have to watch what i say to avoid an argument. i am not downplaying my girlfriend or any other girl but the truth is that most girls dont always want to hear the truth as it is.
May 14th, 2008 at 11:06 pm
You both should ask yourself something…”Was this worth the aggravation?” Some fights/arguments between significant others often are meaningless.. The strength of the relationship will be reflected by how it was handled. Hopefully you were joking when you mentioned about going back in to ask for her number… I don’t wearing your drink is going to help you any.
May 16th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
My boyfriend & I are both attracted to other women. This worries him now and then, as I being female check out other females with him and say”Man, she’s hot…” Its fun and we are honest with each other.